Anonymous asked: 8 & 10

my last night out in detail.

Today I get questions and I only have boring answers hahaha sorry I spent all last night studying for finals….lame I know but I might not have flunked chemistry? nahh I probably did

something i’ve lied about.

I said it didn’t bother me when that one guy called me fat but truth is I was really offended and taken offguard….

500 followers :D yayyy

what do you guys think of me doing a giveaway to celelebrate? 

• friend: I wasn't that drunk
• me: Dude, you were looking for unicorns behind my bushes and screaming DAMN IT I CAN'T USE MY MAGIC OUTSIDE HOGWARTS!

on a scale of 1-Sam Miller how hot is he?

going to go see my chemistry tutor this is where I make a lame joke about the chemistry being all between us ;) 

My mom found me the hottest chemistry tutor ever which posses the following problems:

1. I can’t concentrate on anything because he’s so beautiful 

2. Being so close to him makes me so nervous I turn into more of a clutz than usual and he probably thinks I’m an idiot

3. I have serious issues breathing when I’m next to him

and worst of all 4. He would never ever in a million years go for me so it’s all in vain….

Anonymous asked: you look like lucy hale

the ugly version probably hahaha but thanks 

• mom: I'm on a diet so we're going to eat sushi cause it doesn't have as many calories and it's healthy
• me: okay?
• mom: I'll have the one with bacon and meat that's wrapped in cheese
• me: